baby, you got the wrong shade of crayola.

i have a high IQ. it’s no big deal.
my mother’s IQ is around 165. mine is close. don’t worry about it. IQ’s don’t mean anything. not really.  so by telling you the actual number, you might get jealous, and it be for no reason.
most people find me mysterious. so simple and shallow, yet confusing and [...]

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it might be.

every time my pen touches paper, a heart appears in front of me. i then write the word “love” down. multiple times. “love, love, love” is normally what i write. i draw a nice heart. a few more. shit. i scribble it all out, hoping no one sees. it’s too late. i’ve already seen it.
“it’s [...]

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halloween and sluts.

i wish that you could buy a costume that actually looked legit, instead of a cheap costume that you bought at a costume store for $37.50. 
thats why i have been britney “hit me baby one more time” spears three years in a row, and a fairy two years after. 
this year i have to be a [...]

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it’s just a little crush.

“I admire you.”
There, three words that couldn’t have taken the breath from me anymore if they had been “I love you.” 
This, coming from a man that didn’t even know I existed two years earlier.  This man.  The crush to end all crushes. This was Tom Castle. My imaginary boyfriend.  My time waster.  My day [...]

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