how can a book be a bestseller when it’s obviously the stupidest concept ever conceived?

how to become a bitch. how to change who you are to attract those that wouldn’t love you otherwise. how to be miserable. how to really hate who you are.

i don’t know if the word i’m looking for is ironic. but i think it’s funny that a book that is supposed to explain how to get guys to want you, tells you to act like a complete cunt in order to acheive this. so lie to yourself, and deny who you really are. self help for the 00’s.

i’m sure the tactic is wonderful. and i’m sure that every girl that reads it and applies it will be happy. happy with a man who fell in love with someone they weren’t… have fun living up to a person you will never be. have fun living up to a person you’d never want to be.

if you want to get a man and you can’t, try internet dating, there are some desperate men out there who are ready and waiting to love you. otherwise, don’t waste your money on a book who’s entire premise is to make women feel bad for what they are.

you are good, sincere, honest, vulnerable, and beautiful. the last bitch i met was ugly, fat, and got men. well, she got men to sleep with her, and she really had no one to talk to when she was sad, because in order to get men, she had to pretend that she was never sad. needless to say, she wasn’t my idol. my favorite thing to do is cry, and have someone accidently find me and hug me.

i’m a chick. every chick can be a bitch. it’s in us. but really you are allowed to do whatever you want. if you want to call a guy. call him. he may think your clingy. so just love yourself enough to let him go.

i get the idea. but i wish the book got the idea.

you are wonderful. start acting like you know it, and everyone, not just men, will love you. there’s something so special about a girl that believes in herself. you sad, vulnerable, nagging, sagging, over-bearing, emotionally wrecked, compliment-fishing chick. you just might change the world. but you have to be okay with who you are first.

it shouldn’t be “why men love bitches” it should be “why men love women who respect themselves” but honestly people, where is the book called, “why women love men who make a lot of money, dress well, don’t get angry when drunk, and have power but don’t abuse it”? because honestly, a guy knows he doesn’t need any of those things and he can still get a chick to sleep with him.

so for all those who are already bitches, buy the book. it will make you feel good about yourself, and that’s what we’re all about here. loving ourselves.

i’m out.